The Thinker
"Hey'', I said to the man in his recliner next to me "when I tell you that I had already told you something, you do believe me, don't you?" I wonder about the strangest things, I've been told. It was The Man who told me so.
Can't help it, I am naturally curious. And highly intelligent .... that is what my mother said about my sister and me. I am no genius, but I read a lot and that curiosity makes me ask questions. I retain that knowledge and pull it from the depths sometimes in an effort to explain things to The Man. I also am good at paying attention to my surroundings, not a trait The Man shares with me.
So, I wonder and ask absurd questions. His answer to the question, by the way, was "No, maybe sometimes." Encouraged to continue with a titillating conversation, I asked, "Can you tell when I am lying? Not that I am. I did tell you most of the things you ask me about two or more times."
He thought about it, like I knew he would. He struck the pose of what he thinks a thinking person would look like; and I knew his thought process was done when I heard him grunt out a "hum." It did not take long, that thinking he did.
As I watched, I was also thinking. I have the ability to multitask, you know! While my eyes were on the other thinker in the room, I was also thinking that he would be totally unaware should I tell him a lie. On the other hand, I ALWAYS know when he is telling an untruth. Because I pay attention with my curious nature.
They really are not good liars. I hope that's because they have a conscience, and know it's wrong. On the other hand, it's kind of fun cross-examining them and finding holes in their story.
ReplyDeleteI once asked The Man why he would lie about such inconsequential matters. He mustered up all the outrage he could and replied that it was my fault and it was because I would get mad. Really, I get mad because you lie, you idiot! Sometimes I am just curious about how something happened and he gets all defensive. If I do something stupid, I will admit it, even hunt him down to tell him what I did.
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